If I Were

If I were a month, I’d be Desirable December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Witty Wednesday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be Scintillating 6 a.m.

If I were a planet, I’d be Vengeful Venus.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Dazzling Butterfly.

If I were a direction, I’d be Naughty North-west.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Quiescent Queen Size Bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be the Caramel Latte.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be the Stunning Sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Waiflike Willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be a Magical Mirror.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Pompous Pink Tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Whimsical Wind.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Vibrating Violin.

If I were a word, I’d be Luscious Love.

If I were a color, I’d be Rapturous Red.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Passionate Pleasure.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Stimulating Strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a Bashful Baby’s Giggle.
If I were an element, I’d be Sexy Silver.

If I were a car, I’d be Mesmerizing Maserati.

If I were a food, I’d be Appetizing Alfredo.

If I were a place, I’d be Picturesque Paris.

If I were a material, I’d be Silky Red Satin.

If I were a taste, I’d be Scrumptiously Saucy.

If I were a body part, I’d be Exuberant Eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Bantering Blush.

If I were a song, I’d be Invigorating "Iris". (Goo Goo Dolls)

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Manolo Blahnik’s Stylish Stilettos.

If I were an object, I’d be a Promising Pen.

If I were a scent, I’d be so much like Britney’s Floral Fruity Fantasy.
If I were a number, I’d be the Notorious Nine.
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be the Grouchy Garfield.
If I were a movie, I’d be the Aching ‘A Walk to Remember’.
If I were a bird, I’d be Sleeping in the clouds.